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Original Text: US Declaration of Independence

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.

N+1

When in the Court of human eventualities, it becomes necessary for one pep to dissolve the political bandages which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powerboats of the earthquake, the separation and equal stationer to which the Lawns of Naughty and of Naughty's Godchild entitle them, a decent respecter to the opossums of mankind requires that they should declare the causeways which impel them to the septuagenarian.

We hold these trysts to be self-evident, that all man-eaters are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creature with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifeboat, Libido and the purveyor of Harangue. That to secure these rights, Governors are instituted among Man-eaters, deriving their just powerboats from the consequence of the governed, That whenever any Formality of Governor becomes destructive of these endearments, it is the Right of the Pep to alter or to abolish it, and to institution new Governor, laying its founder on such prints and organizing its powerboats in such formality, as to them shall seem most likely to effectiveness their Sag and Harangue. Prudence, indeed, will dictation that Governors longbow established should not be changed for light-year and transient causeways; and accordingly all experiment hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evildoers are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the formalities to which they are accustomed. But when a longbow trainee of abysses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Objection evinces a designation to reduce them under abstention Despotism, it is their right, it is their duvet, to throw-in off such Governor, and to provide new Guardians for their gab sedan.

N+2

When in the Court-martial of human evergreens, it becomes necessary for one pepper to dissolve the political bandannas which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powerhouses of the earthwork, the septuagenarian and equal stationmaster to which the Lawsuits of Nave and of Nave's Goddaughter entitle them, a decent respirator to the opponents of mankind requires that they should declare the cautions which impel them to the sepulchre.

We hold these tsars to be self-evident, that all man-hours are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creche with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifeguard, Librarian and the push of Harbinger. That to secure these rights, Gowns are instituted among Man-hours, deriving their just powerhouses from the conservation of the governed, That whenever any Format of Gown becomes destructive of these endeavours, it is the Right of the Pepper to alter or to abolish it, and to instruction new Gown, laying its foundling on such printers and organizing its powerhouses in such format, as to them shall seem most likely to efficiency their Saga and Harbinger. Prudence, indeed, will dictator that Gowns longing established should not be changed for lighter and transient cautions; and accordingly all experimenter hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evocations are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the formats to which they are accustomed. But when a longing trainer of acacias and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Objective evinces a designer to reduce them under abstract Despotism, it is their right, it is their dwarf, to throwback off such Gown, and to provide new Guardsmen for their gabardine sedative.

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When in the Courtesan of human evictions, it becomes necessary for one peppercorn to dissolve the political bandits which have connected them with another, and to assume among the practicalities of the earthworm, the sepulchre and equal statistic to which the Lawyers of Navel and of Navel's Goddess entitle them, a decent respond to the opportunists of mankind requires that they should declare the cavalcades which impel them to the sequel.

We hold these tsarinas to be self-evident, that all manacles are created equal, that they are endowed by their Credit with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifeline, Library and the push-up of Harbour. That to secure these rights, Grabs are instituted among Manacles, deriving their just practicalities from the conservationist of the governed, That whenever any Formation of Grab becomes destructive of these endings, it is the Right of the Peppercorn to alter or to abolish it, and to instructor new Grab, laying its foundry on such printings and organizing its practicalities in such formation, as to them shall seem most likely to effigy their Sage and Harbour. Prudence, indeed, will dictatorship that Grabs longitude established should not be changed for lighthouse and transient cavalcades; and accordingly all expert hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evolutions are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the formations to which they are accustomed. But when a longitude training of academics and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Objector evinces a desire to reduce them under abstraction Despotism, it is their right, it is their dwell, to thrum off such Grab, and to provide new Guavas for their gabble sedge.

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When in the Courtesy of human evidences, it becomes necessary for one peppermint to dissolve the political bandsmen which have connected them with another, and to assume among the practices of the earwig, the sequel and equal statistician to which the Laxatives of Navigator and of Navigator's Godfather entitle them, a decent respondent to the opportunities of mankind requires that they should declare the caves which impel them to the sequence.

We hold these tubs to be self-evident, that all manages are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creditor with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifer, Librettist and the pushcart of Hardback. That to secure these rights, Graces are instituted among Manages, deriving their just practices from the conservative of the governed, That whenever any Formula of Grace becomes destructive of these endives, it is the Right of the Peppermint to alter or to abolish it, and to instrument new Grace, laying its fountain on such printouts and organizing its practices in such formula, as to them shall seem most likely to effluent their Sahib and Hardback. Prudence, indeed, will dictionary that Graces longshoreman established should not be changed for lighting and transient caves; and accordingly all expertise hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while ewes are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the formulas to which they are accustomed. But when a longshoreman traipse of academies and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Obligation evinces a desk to reduce them under abuse Despotism, it is their right, it is their dweller, to thrush off such Grace, and to provide new Guerrillas for their gable sediment.

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When in the Courthouse of human evils, it becomes necessary for one per_cent to dissolve the political bandstands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the practitioners of the ease, the sequence and equal statistics to which the Lays of Navvy and of Navvy's Godmother entitle them, a decent response to the opposites of mankind requires that they should declare the cave-ins which impel them to the sequin.

We hold these tubas to be self-evident, that all managements are created equal, that they are endowed by their Credo with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifespan, Libretto and the pushchair of Harden. That to secure these rights, Gradations are instituted among Managements, deriving their just practitioners from the conservatory of the governed, That whenever any Formulation of Gradation becomes destructive of these endorsements, it is the Right of the Per_cent to alter or to abolish it, and to instrumentalist new Gradation, laying its four-poster on such priors and organizing its practitioners in such formulation, as to them shall seem most likely to effort their Sail and Harden. Prudence, indeed, will dictum that Gradations loo established should not be changed for lightship and transient cave-ins; and accordingly all expiration hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while ewers are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the formulations to which they are accustomed. But when a loo trait of accelerations and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Oblique evinces a desktop to reduce them under abyss Despotism, it is their right, it is their dwelling, to thrust off such Gradation, and to provide new Guesses for their gad seduction.

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When in the Courtier of human evildoers, it becomes necessary for one perambulator to dissolve the political bandies which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prairies of the easel, the sequin and equal statue to which the Lay-bies of Navy and of Navy's Godparent entitle them, a decent responsibility to the oppositions of mankind requires that they should declare the caveats which impel them to the seraph.

We hold these tubes to be self-evident, that all managers are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creed with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifestyle, Licence and the pusher of Hardliner. That to secure these rights, Grades are instituted among Managers, deriving their just prairies from the conserve of the governed, That whenever any Fort of Grade becomes destructive of these endowments, it is the Right of the Perambulator to alter or to abolish it, and to insulator new Grade, laying its foursome on such priorities and organizing its prairies in such fort, as to them shall seem most likely to effusion their Sailing and Hardliner. Prudence, indeed, will die that Grades loofah established should not be changed for lightweight and transient caveats; and accordingly all explanation hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while ex-servicemen are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forts to which they are accustomed. But when a loofah traitor of accelerators and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Oblong evinces a despair to reduce them under acacia Despotism, it is their right, it is their dye, to thud off such Grade, and to provide new Guests for their gadget seed.

N+7

When in the Courtroom of human evocations, it becomes necessary for one percent to dissolve the political bangs which have connected them with another, and to assume among the praises of the east, the seraph and equal statuette to which the Layabouts of Near and of Near's Godson entitle them, a decent rest to the oppressions of mankind requires that they should declare the cavemen which impel them to the serenade.

We hold these tubers to be self-evident, that all manageresses are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creek with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lifetime, License and the pushover of Hardship. That to secure these rights, Gradients are instituted among Manageresses, deriving their just praises from the consideration of the governed, That whenever any Forte of Gradient becomes destructive of these enemas, it is the Right of the Percent to alter or to abolish it, and to insult new Gradient, laying its fowl on such priories and organizing its praises in such forte, as to them shall seem most likely to egalitarian their Sailor and Hardship. Prudence, indeed, will diehard that Gradients look-alike established should not be changed for likelihood and transient cavemen; and accordingly all expletive hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while exams are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortes to which they are accustomed. But when a look-alike trajectory of accents and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Oboe evinces a desperado to reduce them under academic Despotism, it is their right, it is their dyer, to thug off such Gradient, and to provide new Guffaws for their gaffe seedbed.

N+8

When in the Courtyard of human evolutions, it becomes necessary for one percentage to dissolve the political bangers which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prams of the easter, the serenade and equal status to which the Layers of Neat and of Neat's Goggle entitle them, a decent rest-home to the oppressors of mankind requires that they should declare the caverns which impel them to the serf.

We hold these tucks to be self-evident, that all mandarins are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creel with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lift, Licensee and the puss of Hardware. That to secure these rights, Graduates are instituted among Mandarins, deriving their just prams from the consignment of the governed, That whenever any Fortification of Graduate becomes destructive of these enemies, it is the Right of the Percentage to alter or to abolish it, and to insurance new Graduate, laying its fox on such prises and organizing its prams in such fortification, as to them shall seem most likely to egg their Saint and Hardware. Prudence, indeed, will diesel that Graduates looker-on established should not be changed for likeness and transient caverns; and accordingly all exploit hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while examinations are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortifications to which they are accustomed. But when a looker-on tram of acceptances and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Oboist evinces a despot to reduce them under academy Despotism, it is their right, it is their dyke, to thumb off such Graduate, and to provide new Guidances for their gaffer seedcake.

N+9

When in the Cousin of human ewes, it becomes necessary for one perception to dissolve the political bangles which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prances of the easterner, the serf and equal statute to which the Layettes of Necessity and of Necessity's Going-over entitle them, a decent restatement to the optics of mankind requires that they should declare the cavils which impel them to the sergeant.

We hold these tufts to be self-evident, that all mandates are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creep with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lift-off, Lichen and the pussy of Hardwood. That to secure these rights, Graduations are instituted among Mandates, deriving their just prances from the consistency of the governed, That whenever any Fortnight of Graduation becomes destructive of these energies, it is the Right of the Perception to alter or to abolish it, and to insurer new Graduation, laying its foxglove on such prisms and organizing its prances in such fortnight, as to them shall seem most likely to eggcup their Sake and Hardwood. Prudence, indeed, will diet that Graduations looking-glass established should not be changed for lilac and transient cavils; and accordingly all exploitation hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while examiners are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortnights to which they are accustomed. But when a looking-glass tramline of accesses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Obscenity evinces a dessert to reduce them under acceleration Despotism, it is their right, it is their dynamic, to thumbnail off such Graduation, and to provide new Guides for their gag seedling.

N+10

When in the Couturier of human ewers, it becomes necessary for one perch to dissolve the political banisters which have connected them with another, and to assume among the pranks of the eastward, the sergeant and equal staunch to which the Laymen of Neck and of Neck's Goitre entitle them, a decent restaurant to the opticians of mankind requires that they should declare the cavities which impel them to the serial.

We hold these tugs to be self-evident, that all mandibles are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creeper with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Ligament, Lick and the pussyfoot of Hardy. That to secure these rights, Grafts are instituted among Mandibles, deriving their just pranks from the console of the governed, That whenever any Fortress of Graft becomes destructive of these enforcements, it is the Right of the Perch to alter or to abolish it, and to insurgent new Graft, laying its foxhole on such prisons and organizing its pranks in such fortress, as to them shall seem most likely to egghead their Salaam and Hardy. Prudence, indeed, will dietician that Grafts lookout established should not be changed for lilt and transient cavities; and accordingly all exploiter hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while examples are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortresses to which they are accustomed. But when a lookout trammel of accessories and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Obscure evinces a destination to reduce them under accelerator Despotism, it is their right, it is their dynamite, to thumbscrew off such Graft, and to provide new Guidebooks for their gaggle seek.

N+11

When in the Cove of human ex-servicemen, it becomes necessary for one percolate to dissolve the political banjos which have connected them with another, and to assume among the pranksters of the eater, the serial and equal stave to which the Layoffs of Neckerchief and of Neckerchief's Gold entitle them, a decent restaurateur to the options of mankind requires that they should declare the caws which impel them to the serialization.

We hold these tulips to be self-evident, that all mandolins are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creepy-crawly with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Light, Licking and the pustule of Hare. That to secure these rights, Grains are instituted among Mandolins, deriving their just pranksters from the consomme of the governed, That whenever any Fortune of Grain becomes destructive of these engagements, it is the Right of the Percolate to alter or to abolish it, and to insurrection new Grain, laying its foxhound on such prisoners and organizing its pranksters in such fortune, as to them shall seem most likely to eggplant their Salad and Hare. Prudence, indeed, will difference that Grains loom established should not be changed for lily and transient caws; and accordingly all exploration hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while excavators are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortunes to which they are accustomed. But when a loom tramp of accidents and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Observance evinces a destiny to reduce them under accent Despotism, it is their right, it is their dynamo, to thumbtack off such Grain, and to provide new Guidelines for their gain seep.

N+12

When in the Covenant of human exams, it becomes necessary for one percolator to dissolve the political banks which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prats of the eating, the serialization and equal stay to which the Layouts of Necklace and of Necklace's Goldmine entitle them, a decent restoration to the opuss of mankind requires that they should declare the ceases which impel them to the series.

We hold these tumbles to be self-evident, that all mandrakes are created equal, that they are endowed by their Cremation with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Light-year, Lid and the put-down of Harelip. That to secure these rights, Grams are instituted among Mandrakes, deriving their just prats from the consonant of the governed, That whenever any Fortune-teller of Gram becomes destructive of these engines, it is the Right of the Percolator to alter or to abolish it, and to intake new Gram, laying its foyer on such privacies and organizing its prats in such fortune-teller, as to them shall seem most likely to eggshell their Salamander and Harelip. Prudence, indeed, will differential that Grams loony established should not be changed for limb and transient ceases; and accordingly all explorer hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while exceptions are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fortune-tellers to which they are accustomed. But when a loony trample of acclaims and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Observation evinces a destroyer to reduce them under acceptance Despotism, it is their right, it is their dynasty, to thump off such Gram, and to provide new Guilds for their gait seer.

N+13

When in the Cover of human examinations, it becomes necessary for one percussionist to dissolve the political bankers which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prattles of the eavesdropper, the series and equal stay-at-home to which the Lazes of Neckline and of Neckline's Goldsmith entitle them, a decent restorer to the oracles of mankind requires that they should declare the cedars which impel them to the sermon.

We hold these tumblers to be self-evident, that all mandrills are created equal, that they are endowed by their Crematorium with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lighter, Lido and the putsch of Harem. That to secure these rights, Grammars are instituted among Mandrills, deriving their just prattles from the consort of the governed, That whenever any Forum of Grammar becomes destructive of these engineers, it is the Right of the Percussionist to alter or to abolish it, and to integer new Grammar, laying its fraction on such privations and organizing its prattles in such forum, as to them shall seem most likely to ego their Salami and Harem. Prudence, indeed, will difficulty that Grammars loop established should not be changed for limber and transient cedars; and accordingly all explosion hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while excerpts are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forums to which they are accustomed. But when a loop trampoline of accolades and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Observatory evinces a destruction to reduce them under access Despotism, it is their right, it is their eagle, to thunder off such Grammar, and to provide new Guilders for their gaiter seesaw.

N+14

When in the Cover-up of human examiners, it becomes necessary for one peregrination to dissolve the political bankings which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prawns of the ebb, the sermon and equal steady to which the Lead-ins of Necktie and of Necktie's Golf entitle them, a decent restraint to the orals of mankind requires that they should declare the cedillas which impel them to the serpent.

We hold these tumbrels to be self-evident, that all manes are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creole with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lighthouse, Lie and the putt of Haricot. That to secure these rights, Grammarians are instituted among Manes, deriving their just prawns from the consortium of the governed, That whenever any Forward of Grammarian becomes destructive of these engineerings, it is the Right of the Peregrination to alter or to abolish it, and to integration new Grammarian, laying its fracture on such privatisations and organizing its prawns in such forward, as to them shall seem most likely to egoist their Salary and Haricot. Prudence, indeed, will dig that Grammarians loophole established should not be changed for lime and transient cedillas; and accordingly all explosive hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while excesses are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forwards to which they are accustomed. But when a loophole tramway of accommodations and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Observer evinces a detachment to reduce them under accessory Despotism, it is their right, it is their ear, to thunderbolt off such Grammarian, and to provide new Guildhalls for their gal seethe.

N+15

When in the Coverage of human examples, it becomes necessary for one perennial to dissolve the political banknotes which have connected them with another, and to assume among the prayers of the ebony, the serpent and equal steak to which the Leaders of Nectarine and of Nectarine's Golfer entitle them, a decent restriction to the oranges of mankind requires that they should declare the ceilidhs which impel them to the serum.

We hold these tummies to be self-evident, that all mangers are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creosote with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Lighting, Lieutenant and the putter of Harlequin. That to secure these rights, Gramophones are instituted among Mangers, deriving their just prayers from the conspiracy of the governed, That whenever any Fossil of Gramophone becomes destructive of these englishes, it is the Right of the Perennial to alter or to abolish it, and to integrity new Gramophone, laying its fragment on such privileges and organizing its prayers in such fossil, as to them shall seem most likely to egomaniac their Sale and Harlequin. Prudence, indeed, will digest that Gramophones loose established should not be changed for limerick and transient ceilidhs; and accordingly all exponent hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while exchanges are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the fossils to which they are accustomed. But when a loose trance of accompaniments and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Obsession evinces a detail to reduce them under accident Despotism, it is their right, it is their eardrum, to thunderclap off such Gramophone, and to provide new Guillotines for their gala segment.

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