More Heretical Bombast
At Hampton Wick
My aunt fell sick
Mine Uncle ran amok
And shouted from the dock
At Hampton Court
My cousin thought
Mine Ephews went berserk
And burnt the fetid kirk
At Handsome Crust
Grandfather cussed
'Mein Kampf' was half akimbo
Mine aunt was but a bimbo.
At half-past nine
No child of mine
(Mine Ext-of-Kin excluded)
Shall e'er be called deluded
Attention all!
Come fill the hall!
An ever-ending speech-day
Begets no action replay.
| Contributors: | Roland, Nosnibor, Peter, TG, Bop, Mick. |
| Poem finished: | 16th December 1996. |