Seemly Onions
A beast with two backs
A tin with two tacks
A yin with no yang
This is fine slang!
All yeast and no yaks
All feast and no fax
Some taut some slacks,
Then ... the Big Bang!
No bang is so big
That it couldn't dig,
A hole through a pig
And the fat lady sang!
She was so taken with the BANG!
Contributors: | Roland, Anon., Stacy, P, Stacy Hi Kent!, Bop, Nancee. |
Poem finished: | 22nd January 1997. |