The Spoonbill Generator

Your Strict Horses Inhibit My Double Repetition

It was something to do with marmalade

It was something to do with marmalade

I tried to see where my book was laid.

I tried to see where my book was laid.

Oranges and Lemons, the Bells, the Bells!

Oranges and Lemons, the Bells, the Bells!

Bret Easton Ellis wrote the Book of Kells

Bret Easton Ellis wrote the Book of Kells

What I say two times is false

What I never tell is true

So all those things you once said twice?

Truth or falsehood - which the vice?

In the Vice Squad, furrowed brows

Trying hard to figure,

Why the Sabine Law allows

Small things to grow bigger

I must express this twice,

Or it will be a lie

I never lie but once or thrice

I never twice deny

Yet all I utter eight times o'er

No mortal can gainsay

Yet since I say it twice times four

My phrase lasts all the day!


Contributors: Jane, Stacy, KD, Roland, Someone quite different, P, TG.
Poem finished: 10th March 1997.