How Met By Legion
You call yourself a Yeti?
A Yeti wouldn't dream
Of steaming pyres, of Bernard looks
Or bags of Oxford cream
How could you call yourself a sasquatch?
A sasquatch wouldn't beleive.
But those with balls along their backs
Are frequently called Steve.
You're never a Venusian
A Venusian wouldn't expect
To settle bills with rubber cheques
or taunt in romantic dialects.
You're not a Bigfoot either!
You feet look rather small,
Despite your monstrous footprints
There's just no evidence at all
You might just be a leprachaun
Or just as likely not
a phoenix or an uniquorn
or of the elfin lot.
Your snorkel and your sari
Your earring and your thumb
You're Dr Caligari!
With a brand new Ludwig drum.
| Contributors: | Roland, TG, KD, RM, Peri, P, Stacy. |
| Poem finished: | 31st May 1997. |