Carbon Pump City
The never-ending cycle of the wars 'twixt good and ill
Is soon to be forgotten, mark my words!
For everyone has swallowed a delightful yellow pill
Their memories are shorter than a bird's
The gently falling motorbike has crushed my only friend
Whose shanks were somewhat rotten, I surmise!
For everyone has ridden past the wrecks of Howard's end
Oblivious to his howling alibis
Oblivious of the dictionary, oblivious of the text
His prepositions juggled and awry
He's cast aside his lexicon, he's heading for the next
Whose bookmark's an extension of his tie.
His gently smiling features hide the hate that lurks within
His elbows, more for barging than repose;
He barges in, still sniggering, where angels fear to grin
Reciting, from the Romance of the Rose
The unbegun resumption of the never-ending war
Reminds us of calamities to come
Crises and catastrophes, and chaos evermore
The hollered imprecations of the dumb
It's not that anyone we know admits to feeling faint
(Although our friends are swooning in their droves)
For all of our acquaintance is renowned for its restraint
Preferring twenty fish to thirty loaves.
Such alimentary algebra is neither here nor there
But rather on the midpoint of the arc
That links the fabled twosome and the long-forgotten pair
To the door we painted bluer than the dark
For hat we didn't know before is all too evident
(Or would be if we only knew exactly what it was)
(Or would be if we only know exactly what it meant)
Too evident for evidence, like wizardry from Oz
Incredibly, I still believe my uncle told the truth
"The Curate's Egg is just about to hatch!"
Or was this just the wishful thought of one without a tooth?
Of one who had no cabbage in his patch?
My uncle never spoke a word of that dread fateful hour
When, through the shell, the bloody beak emerged
For while he'd talk for ever on the loss of Fusion's power
His mouth would never open 'til the selfsame power surged
Another man might quake before the monster's gaping maw
Another man might flee its lashing tail
But he who's stout enough to brave the rising of the door
Shall live to rue the painting of the pail
Contributors: | TG, Roland, P, Bop. |
Poem finished: | 9th June 1997. |