The Spoonbill Generator

Pile a hailstone on a hailstone [Roland]

get a rather icy hail, [Stacy]

Miss your mother by a milestone [Roland]

and Mummy doubless won't send mail! [Stacy]

Buy a hedonist a headstone [Roland]

and he'll wear it for a hat, [Stacy]

Lift your lover with a lodestone [TG]

and you'll n'er hear the end of THAT! [Stacy]