Gossamer Binary Cheesburger
Perhaps it was something I said,
Perhaps 'twas the fish in your bed,
Perhaps it was sasafrass tea,
Perhaps 'twas the beast that's in me:
Perhaps I should get a new tongue
Perhaps I should donate a lung
Perhaps it's a flaw in my knee
Perhaps that's why I tumble, you see.
Perhaps it's 'cos Spring's in the air
Perhaps it's the loss of my hair
Perhaps I'm mad I lost the game,
Perhaps I wish that I were lame.
Perhaps I should paint my toes
Perhaps I should pick a new nose
Perhaps I should shoulder the load
Perhaps I should kiss a green toad!
Perhaps you might buy me a house...
Perhaps you might track down my louse?
Perhaps, but I must ask my spouse!
Perhaps I ain't got no nous!
| Contributors: | Stacy, The Agent Apsley, Roland, TG, Ross Crate, Kent. |
| Poem finished: | 26th February 1998. |