Confusion Excuses This Apparently Plotless Fiasco
The night this narrative began
I thought I heard the door slam twice
And, glancing backwards as I ran
I saw the shadow of a man
Who bore a strange device:
A headless fish within a sphere
Supported by a crimson lamb
Upon a field of barley sere
And all dressed up in battle-gear
While munching on a yam
So when I stumbled, when I fell
I knew what I must do
And as I heard the passing bell
I wondered if I'd live to tell
Whatever might ensue
In terror, "Let me be!" I cried
As, through the gathering gloom
The shade of father's fratricide
(Which father steadfastly denied)
Felled cobwebs with a broom
In such a tangle, such a trap
As never author told before
I grappled for the magic map
On which is plotted every gap
each sealing, every flaw
And realised at once that I
Was far from any mortal spot
I must record, before I die,
(since mere omission makes a lie)
My final thoughts on mortals' lot:
We may be born to blush unseen
To gasp, unknown, our futile breath
But if we find out where we've been
By land, by air, by submarine
It gives some point to death
Contributors: | Roland, P, TG, Bop. |
Poem finished: | 30th May 1998. |