Behind Every Grimacing Badger...
Kropotkin claimed that all he saw
Could be consumed with his jaw
He tested this hypothesis
Each Monday
But soon there was another day
On which he garnered double pay
And proved to all the world that this
Was someday.
Kasparov knew he was not blue
But as his righthand thumbnail grew
He knew he had still a hand
For Sunday.
But when he put this to the test
Doing what he thought was best,
He punctured his adrenal gland
On Thursday.
| Contributors: | P, The Agent Apsley, TG, Roland, Snoopy, Stacy. |
| Poem finished: | 21st July 1998. |