Beyond Anatomical Possibilities
If, halfway down the basement stairs,
Where elephants meet polar bears,
You stub your father's toe;
You'll realise that what you thought
A seemly subject to report
Was not for him to know
Yet, on the ladder to the loft
Where Eleanor the Great once coughed
And grabbed tthe housemaid's knee
You'll stumble on the missing tread
And kick Horatio on the head
And send him off at once to bed
| Contributors: | Roland, TG, P, awf, . |
| Poem finished: | 10th August 1998. |