Canterbury Nemesis
Petulant pilgrims don't like to eat rope
But do like their penguins and opium dope
"OH NO!" said The Pope
NOT soap on a ROPE!
And thus, in bright CAPITALS, all came unsung
Because SOME pilgrims and penguins are SO highstrung
"Oh my!" said the dope
Pill poppin penguins,pilgrims and popes??
Parasite rope eaters do not permit soap,
It seems to be beyond there scope
Or even the ambit of those with aplomb
That riding turned backwards make most bloaks look dumb
And so, if you wonder what this is about,
It won't take a genius to figure it out...
Contributors: | The Agent Apsley, Stacy, nomi, NOMI, Elizabeth. |
Poem finished: | 20th April 1999. |