The Spoonbill Generator

By dressing up in surgeon's robes [Roland]

Or proctologist's finery [fester]

I meddle with the frontal lobes [Roland]

And penetrate with painful probes [fester]

All brains that work in binary [Roland]

By donning doctors' rubber gloves [fester]

Or else the weeds of lesiure [Apsley]

As worn by those that breed white doves [Roland]

To lubricate their flighty loves [fester]

I oil the wheels of pleasure [Roland]

To put on dentists'underwear [fester]

And extract healthy teeth [Apsley]

The gums that glisten under there [Roland]

Will often make me wonder where [fester]

You live, in Inverkeith ... [loaf]