The Spoonbill Generator

I woke to find the world undone [ripz]

And my breakfast still not ready [Hamish]

My dying words still un-begun [Roland]

I complained they had not fed me [fester]

The aubergine or sausage dim [Apsley]

The orange juice and toffee [TG]

The milk which none thought fit to skim [Roland]

The dry gin, cornflakes and coffee [fester]

Such a meal might grace a king [Apsley]

But I've still not eaten a thing! [fester]