My Undoing
When I was young and fancy free
I used to keep piranhas
I fed them to my chimpanzee
Though he preferred bananas
I had to force them down his throat
When he was looking famished
Which made the other monkeys gloat
As each piranha vanished
| Contributors: | fester, Grayman, Roland. |
| Poem finished: | 27th April 2000. |