Hengist's coming to get you, Horsa
In Persia's lands, there is a wisp that terrifies the priests.
-In Baghdad, they all flee;
Though it's strange that Iranian smoke should frighten Iraqis...
A Persian mist so terrible
That mullahs tremble at the sight
And soil their khakis
| Contributors: | Apsley, dkb, Hamish, Madge, Loaf. |
| Poem finished: | 23rd May 2000. |