Duck Soup Stories
When Duck and Gerbil went adventuring
Through the Arctic's airless waste
Gerbil was intent on luring
Fish from the paste
Duck scolded Gerbil quite mercilessly
With an anger quite obscure
And then she exclaimed senselessly
That only lust is pure!
Gerbil wept and Gerbil screamed
Duck looked quite astonished
Gerbil refused to eat his greens
Again he was admonished
Duck laid an egg... Proud Gerbil was a dad!
Such fecund procreation was untimely
The rest of the tale is ineffably sad
And also a little bit slimy
Contributors: | fester, Roland, ellie, Apsley, P, TG. |
Poem finished: | 30th May 2000. |