The Spoonbill Generator

I like carrots in the spring-time, [Apsley]

I like carrots in the fall [Hamish]

I like carrots when it's raining [Apsley]

(To tell the truth, I don't like them at all) [TG]

I'm a sucker for the tragic [Apsley]

I'm a sucker for the laughs [Hamish]

I'm a sucker for the creeper and climber [Apsley]

(To tell the truth, they bring me out in barfs) [TG]

I like ketchup on my trousers [Hamish]

I like ketchup on my knees [ellie]

I like ketchup when I'm ironing [Hamish]

(To tell the truth, it keeps away the fleas) [Grayman]

I'm a beaver with the dropsy [fester]

I'm a beaver with the plague [dkb]

I'm a beaver with a shaver and a pixie [Apsley]

(To tell the truth, I think I'm William Hague) [Hamish]