Nanette Newman's Naughty Knickers Say "Oh! Oh! Oh!
There was a young man from Kilbride
Who liked to have sex on a slide
When they said 'You're a laugh!'
He replied 'Don't be daft -
I just slide along for the ride
'I get to the bottom, and then
I look around for a sheep pen
For my taste is perverse
A Sodomite's curse
Has me lusting for sheep and for hens
'who wear sparkling sequins
- And after a couple of gins
Roll into the street
Where they look so sweet
they might just pop out of their skins'
| Contributors: | Grayman, Hamish, Apsley, fester, ellie, Ripski. |
| Poem finished: | 9th June 2000. |