The Spoonbill Generator

Never, in the field behind the gasworks [Beefy]

Have so many oats been mulched for quite so few; [fester]

For mulching is a noble and beloved pastime [Apsley]

And enriches the soil quite a lot, too. [fester]

Agriculture numbs the senses wholly [Apsley]

Have you ever met a farmer who was bright? [fester]

Or entertained the the captain 'fore his mast? Time [Apsley]

Gentlemen, please - it's getting late at night. [fester]