Undo My Start
Painting the Register Office
With a giant mural of a cow,
Mixing their teas and their coffees
Into a bust shaped like Wagner
Adrift in a derelict dhow
Seeking Reginald's orifice
With a pointed stick from Thrace;
Mixing Val Doonican and Kiss
Into a bust shaped like Mozart
Asleep with a decadent plaice
| Contributors: | Roland, fester, Apsley, Fatty. |
| Poem finished: | 23rd November 2000. |