'Destiny', Said Chastity, 'Doesn't Fulfil'
Your new line will go here
Among the shoes of yesteryear
Soon outgrown and shoved aside
What now to put your feet inside?
What now to give your toes a ride?
Your new line will go here
Among the carcases of deer
Soon outlived and carved to shreds
Who now will pull old Santa's sled?
Who will pursue you into bed?
Your new line will go here
Among the friendless shed a tear
And quaff a quantity of beer
Enough to rid your soul of fear
While you in peril climb the shed
| Contributors: | loaf, P, Roland, fester, trad, Apsley, Grayman, Beefy. |
| Poem finished: | 1st December 2000. |