If Sluices Matter
Incas ... dreadful drinkers,
Uncle Noah, with his blinkers,
On the ziggurat
With Mount Ararat
Thinking of Yasser Arafat
Hopi ... rather ropy,
Uncle Fester, with young Sophie,
On a piggy-back
Along the railway track
Dancing to Dr Rebennack
Zulus ... friends of Lulu's
Never really had much to lose
On a big attack
To hunt the 'sausage back'
On the banks of the Potomac
| Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, Fatty, TG, P, fester, Grayman. |
| Poem finished: | 5th December 2000. |