Symphony Buttocks With Apricot Orchestra
Toast Christmas dog
Jam birthday frog
Butter Whitsun antelope
Bacon May Day lycanthrope
Grapefruit Guy Fawkes' hog
Cornflakes Solstice hen
Sausage BoxingDay Men
Rollmop Easter baboon
Hash-brown Michaelmas racoon
Heartburn forever again
Beans Easter cat
Coffee Lady Day rat
Sugar St. Andrew's bandicoot
Cream Ascension malamute
Haggis Corpus Christi bat
Lobster Lent duckling
Salmon Shrove Tuesday suckling
Halibut hannukah hedgehog
Pike Pentecost sedge-dog
Prawn kwanzaa buckling
Contributors: | P et al., Sam, Roland, Fatty, loaf, EvilTwin, Anon., Apsley, Grayman, Beefy, TG. |
Poem finished: | 1st January 2001. |