The Spoonbill Generator

I just can't help thinking of you [Apsley]

When I'm drunk and about to spew [Fatty]

Whene'er my gorge is rising quick [fester]

You know the words to make me sick [Apsley]

And whenever I'm down under [fester]

With my mind just filled with wonder [Apsley]

Thoughts of you resurge and fill me [Beefy]

And I wish someone would kill me [fester]

For I have a heart that's rotten [Apsley]

Very much like Apsley's bottom [Fatty]

And when I think of you, my dear, [fester]

All the lady harlots cheer: [Apsley]