Ode Scribbled Rudely by Lennon
A is for the alligators alcoholically inclined,
Who spurn all schemes and patterns, I find
B is for pantomime - oh, no, it isn't
Oh, yes, it is!
K is for shoetop, which we can plainly see
And you won't get in your car without your Khaki
Axe is to apple as rat is to red
G for police and O for the wings of a dove, 'tis said...
| Contributors: | Fatty, Apsley, TG, (trad., adapted), Hamish, fester. |
| Poem finished: | 15th January 2001. |