I, Diamond Jim
Thumb screws , finger nails
These and more in mid-day sales!
Eyeball jelly , elbow grease
Give me one of each of these!
Brass face , iron lung
All will help to keep you young!
Mojo finger, walrus eyes
All you want , in just your size!
Fallen arches, bees knees
All our wares are sure to please.
Her rising cheest give direction west
Just as well you bought that vest!
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, loaf, fester, Curt!, Jorge, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 17th January 2001. |