Membrane One (Laughing Hoop)
If Joan of Arc wasn't a zombie
Who would know? Who could tell?
Not Lady Godiva, the tomboy
She's none too keen to sell
If Boadicea were human
How would we ever know?
No pedant like Cardinal Newman
Could paint her beauty so
If Eve hadn't been a mere robot
Why would she taste the fruit?
Not lured by the Serpent so slow, but
Not keen to spoil her suit
| Contributors: | Roland, TG. |
| Poem finished: | 17th February 2001. |