The Spoonbill Generator

Carrie was an acrobat who fell upon her head [Apsley]

The impact split it into two, and poor Carrie was dead [fester]

They put her in a bin bag and threw her in the sea [Barbie]

They did not know (and still do not) that the bag was full of tea. [La]

Johnny was a working man, who never had much dough [Anon.]

And died of malnutrition (what a horrid way to go) [fester]

They put him in a bin bag, and tossed him in a skip [Beefy]

And now poor Johnny lies a-mouldering in a rubbish tip [fester]