The Spoonbill Generator

I always caught the quarter-past; it never ran on time [Beefy]

sdthrsth [Anon.]

It ran, on the sleekly curving rails - [Apsley]

Until it stopped [Beefy]

I approached the guard: [Apsley]

A fat lot of good that did me [Beefy]

quelcheds [Apsley]

"It's more than my job's worth!" he ventured [Beefy]

Before I lobbed... [Apsley]