PSSB
He is bald and bespectacled
He appears like a Twat
Smooth is his pate like the face of a cricket bat!
He often drives his car through the field, ignoring thew sign that says
'Yield' you scoundril from over the way
He's an illegal immigrant from SA
"No I'm not " I hear him say....
Errols as annoying as an old mans welly
He is quite loud and disurbs you watching your telly
at lest he is clean unlike Dean who was smelly!
Errol gets mad when you say he's a schmuck
and when he's annoyed he often says "Thats not fair"
Its always the way when peoples head grows through their hair.
Contributors: | Alfred the Great, Anon., Algernon, LloydGrossman, Errol, brumby, truth, Dean, Trondheim, Albert, Thomas. |
Poem finished: | 17th May 2001. |