Unlikely Spectacles Watch On The Firm
'Pine kernels, artichokes, tuna, beef and cheese'
Which of these ingredients promotes the worst disease?
For pizza is a poison and the dead are piled up high
And if they've gone to Pizza Hut, they suffer then they die
Along our high streets, stuffed with dough, they lie in disarray
Waiting for the pizza-man to cart them all away
Made into pepperoni, the recycled dead return
To down-town Gotham City, where they hunger for the burn
With cheese, and with tomato paste, they bait their tasty traps
Will Batman bite? Will Robin? And can Pizza kill those chaps?
'Parmesan, salami, pepperoni, chives and ham'
They all lay into Batman, who dies with a KERBLAMM!
And so this pizza ditty
This cautionary tale
May not be very pretty
But will keep you well and hale!
The moral of this story's plain to see:
Don't drive your car at once right up a tree!
Contributors: | Apsley, Roland, P, Fatty, loaf, Beefy, Hamish. |
Poem finished: | 30th May 2001. |