Surprise Ending
A lamb-chop once asked me
"Why have you unflasked me?"
Flustered by this question,
I halted digestion
And looked to my sister for advice:
Her words were inspiring:
"When did you last ask me
When Dad was retiring?"
I halted ingestion
And said that I'd just asked her twice
Contributors: | Apsley, Yoxi, dkb, fester. |
Poem finished: | 27th July 2001. |