Impertinent Desires
The Scandinavian roll-mop
Is a helical herring whose accent lilts
(Unlike those hairy men with kilts)
The sideward-swimming roll-mop
Denies all papal authority
(Until the age of majority)
When it casts its vote for Bono
The piquant, pickled roll-mop
Wrote a novel about space and time
(Unlike Proust's work it also rhymed)
And cast its vote for Yoko Ono
| Contributors: | Apsley, Yoxi, dkb, fester, loaf. |
| Poem finished: | 27th July 2001. |