Matrimony is Hegemony, not Patrimony
She's all to me, and little more
Than four feet high on her legs four
And how delightful is her tail
As she eats turnips from her pail
How sweet, I say, are all of her
As she stands shining in her fur
And how her lovely litle snout
Is where her breath goes in and out
I always keep her coat well-groomed
(She more than nothing, hardly doomed)
I keep her hat more groomy still
(It stops her head from catching chill)
Her warbling song each morning chimes
With the arrival of the Times
Ah me, as I have said before,
She's all to me, and little more.
Contributors: | Apsley, fester, dkb. |
Poem finished: | 9th August 2001. |