Occasionally I Have Fallen Ill
When I was living with an elk
I vainly asked it for a shag
It just rolled over in the bed
And put my wallet in a bag
I've known my share of ruminants
Who bent to my intense desire
Sometimes they'd steal my underpants
Or throw my wallet on the fire
I used to know a randy moose
Who strove to have some sex each day
To say her morals were quite loose
Would make my wallet shout Hooray!
I knew a gnu who knew my needs
Were bestial beyond belief
Her furry friends my frenzies freed
But gave my wallet no relief
Contributors: | Anon., Apsley, fester, brevis, dkb, Fatty, Beefy. |
Poem finished: | 13th September 2001. |