The Spoonbill Generator

Staggering across the heath [Apsley]

Searching for my lost false teeth [fester]

I met an Arab in a glade [Apsley]

By whom I was abruptly spayed [loaf]

He took my balls and ran away [fester]

And, had it not been Saturday, [Roland]

I would have chased him through the glen, [Edna]

In parody of other men [Roland]