The Spoonbill Generator

When Apsley dreams of Arabella Spommit, [E Greejius]

Cultivated readers start to vomit [loaf]

However, when Becks summons Posh to mind [E Greejius]

All notion of decorum's left behind [Roland]

But put E Greejius in a room with Kylie [Apsley]

Would he respect the rules of taste? Not highly! [E Greejius]

Spommit, Kylie, Beckham, what a hideous shower! [Apsley]

Now our gentle readers start to cower [fester]