Hideous Indeed
Jarrow is my noble home
Marrow is a tip-top veg.
In your mouth, just shove a wedge
(Narrow end should go in first)
Hail Maria, meek and mild
Why've you had your teeth all filed?
Sister to an only child
By a goblin quite beguiled
('til the luckless changeling burst)
Harrow is my humble throne
Sparrow is a cheeky bird
In each home, a costive Kurd
(Bottom up, pushed in head first)
Peace and blessings on thy name!
Why's your sister on the game?
Marge and butter taste the same
As lead oxide, that's my claim
(I, eternally and ever cursed)
| Contributors: | Apsley, dkb, Roland, fester. |
| Poem finished: | 9th October 2001. |