Lithuania Accepts Barclaycard Again!
The cabbage roared to see the mouse
Urinating on his house
Urinating from his throne
Flooding the cabbage's fine home
With detritus, vile and rank
The mouse ignored the wrathful plant
Singing still a gleeful chant
Singing up and peeing down
Wetting cabbage's fierce frown
Until it made him soiled - he stank!
The slimy, smelly cabbage cried
His home defiled, his rage defied
His home reviled, pee in his leaves
(No good suggestions from Ask Jeeves!)
As the mouse planned another prank
| Contributors: | Apsley, fester, loaf, dkb, ellie. |
| Poem finished: | 13th November 2001. |