Once Knighted, Twice Blighted, Thrice Sighted!
A wooden Gospel, baked as bone
In hidden ovens made from cheese,
Exhibited on Platform Four
Beside a plaque in Semaphore
Rewritten, up a semitone
By my old buddy, Ronnie Bone,
And his performing fleas
For rhythm, he was king of all -
And tap-danced on the silent screen
In such a way it was obscene,
And sometimes, at the Palace Ball
He dropped his trousers to the Queen:
Each succubus and sophomore
Did rent her clothes and quit the scene
Contributors: | Surlaw, Apsley. |
Poem finished: | 22nd November 2001. |