Stolen Kissograms in Ketchup
Such is cockaleekie,
Old Jim declared out loud:
His voice, though thin and squeaky
And sounding like a cloud,
Bestirred the weary crowd
Unlike minestrone
Whose colour, and whose pong
From far-flung Barcelony,
Displeased the weary throng
And made it phony
Such is Annapurna
(Climbed up by rare old Jim)
Which you won't find in Burma
Unless God has a whim
Which is quite rare with Him.
Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, Beefy, loaf, fester. |
Poem finished: | 10th December 2001. |