Cap in Handsworth
The Crossbow, famed in Chinese tales
About "The Archers" (not the Dales)
Was never going to tip the scales
With those dirty knickers worn by Prunella Scales
The competition was intsense
The Chinese led, and then the French -
Until the British lit incense
With those dirty knickers worn by Prunella Scales
| Contributors: | Roland, fester, H0ttdaddy, Apsley. |
| Poem finished: | 18th December 2001. |