Behind Bermondsey Bridge
Butterfingers Battersea
Left his home to go to sea
Slung his hook but dropped the catch
Where the lobster meets his match
Butterfingers Battersea
Kept repeating endlessly
Dropped the line but slung the mud
Where the cow chews on the cud
Butterfingers Battersea
Made it back by half-past three
| Contributors: | Roland, Apsley, Beefy, loaf, PK. |
| Poem finished: | 23rd December 2001. |