The Spoonbill Generator

The drips from his ten-gallon hat [Roland]

Fell thick and fast on the old black cat [h0ttdaddy]

On that misty day in August [Apsley]

The cat in the hat packed a gun [fester]

That in all this world was second to none [Apsley]

On that misty day in August [fester]

The nun saw the gun in the dirt [Beefy]

Where the cat lay with blood on his shirt [fester]

On that misty day in August [P]

The shirt in the dirt was the cats [fester]

And the dirt in the shirt was the rat's [Padmakara]

On that misty day in August [Beefy]

When I ate dog-stained sawdust [Apsley]

And hair-brained road rust [padmakara]

And started to call myself Fats [Apsley]