The Spoonbill Generator

'Twas on a moonsoaked midnight [Roland]

When the road was black with ice [fester]

Three charabancs from Khazakstan [Roland]

Roared through with blazing lights [fester]

And all the slumb'ring hamlet [Roland]

Snored [Apsley]

Save one, who, from a casement [Roland]

Wept the wondering moon [B]

And spluttered in amazement [Roland]

At the convoy full of rice [Apsley]

Enough to make an omelette [Roland]

Spread [Apsley]

This solitary peasant [loaf]

Is not pleasant [Apsley]