The Spoonbill Generator

Fawning Without Distinction

My regard for you does not acknowledge borders! [Apsley]

Nor customs, when I smuggle you a pie [loaf]

The like of which no priest in holy orders [Apsley]

Could fathom with a lesson or a lie [Roland]

My regard for you does not acknowledge distance! [fester]

'Twixt you and me, the fathoms ageless merge, [Apsley]

The like of which no prelate in existence [Roland]

Might forge across with homily or dirge [Apsley]

My regard for you does not acknowledge logic! [dan]

Minds knowing naught of self eternal placed, [Modeus]

The like of which no lowly subtle servant [dan]

Might muster, sifting wisdom from the waste [loaf]

My regard for you does not acknowledge rulers [Beefy]

Who give an inch, while half-inching an ell, [Roland]

And measure but the emptiness of droolers [Apsley]

Whose drivellings beslime the road to Hell [Roland]


Contributors: Apsley, loaf, Roland, fester, dan, Modeus, Beefy.
Poem finished: 14th January 2002.