The Spoonbill Generator

Gloag by name, Gloag by nature; [Apsley]

Counsel of despair [Surlaw]

Enlivens my animus [Apsley]

And combs my cranial hair [Surlaw]

For the oncoming bus [Apsley]

To Asia [Surlaw]

Hideous beast, loathsome creature - [Apsley]

Haunts the Khyber Pass [Surlaw]

And feeds on my anus [Apsley]

Where teasles grow, and grass [Surlaw]

That is not worth the fuss [Apsley]

Or pleasure [Surlaw]