Heroic, We Know Nothing
Boil my leg before you go -
And see if my tendons are tender
Mince them finely with my toe
In that Titanic coffee-blender
Spread this paste upon your bread -
And see if the butter has melted
Don't forget to coat my head
I don't want to get myself belted
Fry my testicles in ghee -
It makes them much more crunchy,
And i think that you shall see,
That they're perfect for your lunch. See?
| Contributors: | Apsley, dan, fester, Beefy, Sidney Poitier. |
| Poem finished: | 7th February 2002. |