The Spoonbill Generator

Cuttlebone, my next of kin [loaf]

Steal a car, remove the VIN [dan]

While I, alone, sip my gin [Lunch]

And pater's hours are spent in sin. [Ripp]

Cutlass, parrot, all the gear, [Apsley]

HEY WAIT AMINUTE I CANT HEAR [Anon.]

Said the rabid mutant we all fear [Apsley]

(I think they call it Richard Gere) [fester]

Cut me loose and let me fly [Beefy]

chopping onions makes me cry [dan]

But at least I have an alibi [Beefy]

And - better still - an onion pie! [fester]